Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
There are leaves in my underwear?
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