I think scott just propositioned me for sex
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
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