I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
you will always have a special place in my vag
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
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