found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
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I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
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Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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