i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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