okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I just gift wrapped bread.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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