I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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