I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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