Non-Jews are for practice
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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