People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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