I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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