That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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