And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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