i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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