U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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