Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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