I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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