Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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