After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
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Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
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She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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