so that wasnt chicken after all
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
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