3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
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MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
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in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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