Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
