Can Purell be used as lube?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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