I wanna bring you to show and tell
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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