Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
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I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
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I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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