East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
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doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
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I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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