we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
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Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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