i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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