Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
