He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
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