You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
nutella sex= disaster
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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