I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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