I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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