You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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