lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
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