White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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