okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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