Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
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No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
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This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize