is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
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I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
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I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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