Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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