my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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