Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
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Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
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Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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