Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Randomize
