Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
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Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
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Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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