1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Randomize
