wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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