am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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