There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
