She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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