I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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