Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Randomize
