I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
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