I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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