The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I don't deserve a penis
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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