i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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