How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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