Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Im just a social blackout drinker.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
FUCK WHALES
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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