It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
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tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
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wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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