didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Randomize
