Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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